Just too funny!!!

I could not resist! I had to post this picture!

And this story is SOOOOO funny, be prepared to laugh you arse off!

One day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love. When it became apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans.

Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down on the way home from work. Since I lived in the country side I called my husband and told him that I would be late because I had to walk home. On my way, I passed by a small diner and the odor of baked beans was more than I could stand. With miles to walk, I figured that I would walk off any ill effects by the time I reached home, so I stopped at the diner and before I knew it, I had consumed three large orders of baked beans. All the way home, I made sure that I released all the gas.

Upon my arrival, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly: 'Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight.'

He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang. He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went to answer the call.

The baked beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming most unbearable, so while my husband was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a pulpwood mill. I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously.

Then, shifting to the other cheek, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than cooked cabbage.

Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on like this for another few minutes.

The pleasure was indescribable. When eventually the telephone farewells signaled the end of my freedom, I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself.

My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husband returned, apologizing for taking so long. He asked me if I had peeked through the blindfold, and I assured him I had not.

At this point, he removed the blindfold, and twelve dinner guests seated around the table chorused: 'Happy Birthday!'

I fainted!!

Daddy ate my fingers!!

I was packing for my business trip and my three year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said,Daddy, look at this , and stuck out two of her fingers. Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said, 'Daddy's gonna eat your fingers,' pretending to eat them. I went back to packing, looked up again and my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face. I said, 'What's wrong, honey?' She replied, 'What happened to my booger?'

A Random Post!

Okay so I guess i should update! It has been over a week since I have! I have been getting pressure from someone...not naming names to update! So here it goes!

I will start out by telling you how much I love making meals ahead of time with my friends! It is so much fun! We just had our latest cooking session last Saturday. It was just Paula , Janell and I this time. Mel had a bunch of meals left and my sis Meg was going to join us but our really good friends going away party was that night, so I told her she better not miss that! So it was just the three of us! Life seems to go a lot better when you know what is for dinner! I think that we are becoming pros at this! Maybe we should open our own franchise of Social Suppers! Then we could make money and have our meals! Again we made 15 meals...they are all different this time, and two yummy desserts! Jory told me not to freeze those! Last time I forgot about the desserts! Jory did not get those till the end of all the meals! LOL So here are a few pics of the meals that we made!



Christian is SO funny! Well most of you know that I cut hair out of my house for friends and family...well Christian found my squirt bottle! He had a blast with it! Once he figured how to work it, he kept squirting himself in the face with it! The first time he did it he was like what just happened! then he laughed! I think that he went through a whole bottle of water! He was soaked to the bone! Here are a few pics from that night!



I love my mommy! Christian just loves the camera! he always want me to take pictures of him! He is NOT shy at all!



So anyways that is all for now! Got to go get my hair done!

I want to be like my Daddy!!!

The other day Christian was playing outside while Jory was cutting the grass! Of course I was out there keeping an eye on Christian while Jory was running the mower. Christian was so interested in what Jory was doing. When Jory turned away from Christian, Christian started yelling at him to get his attention! It was so cute! Christian loves everything about being outside! He is just like his daddy! Here are a few pictures!

Food Coma!

Okay I am so tired of FOOD!!!! Why do we as Americans and human beings eat our selfs into a Food coma! I just ate lunch and now I feel like CRAP!!! I really need to stick to my meds...they help me not over eat! When I get to feeling down I eat! I am such a emotional eater! Boy O Boy I wish that I could change it. So anyways I just wanted to vent! Thats it for now!

Taxes

Today Jory and I went to meet our new tax guy. He was really nice. I just about laughed though, because when we meet him, he was wearing a running suit!!! Brandon and Janell referred him to us, and I forgot that they said he always dresses in running suits!! It was so funny. He does not do anything on Quickbooks, so we have to print out a hard copy for him to refer to. Jory is doing that now. He (Jory) has worked so hard at getting everything ready for the tax guy.

It is a rainy day today, so Jory can't do a whole lot outside today, he did put down some mulch in our yard this morning. It looks really nice. I love it when it rains, I just want to snuggle up in a blanket and sleep. Speaking of sleeping...Christian SHOULD be sleeping...I hear him upstairs playing in his crib! Little bugger butt!

I think that he is sick again...a cold this time. He just had a ear infection, and before that he had bronchitis! Poor kid...he has had a lot of sickness this winter.

I am so glad spring is here. It has been a long winter! Jory said today that he hates the snow and he was glad that it was raining! Maybe stuff will start growing. I want to get huge planters out on my patio in the back. I need to go and get the planters and plants to put in them. We tend to spend a ton of time outside and I like the area that we spend time in to be beautiful! So anyway, I can't wait to get planting!!!!

So that is all I have for now!